OUT NOW – THALIDOMIDAS TOUCH

BUY DIGITALLY FOR £5 from Corporate Records:
http://corpor.at/A278

from that iTunes
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/thalidomidas-touch/id541872618

from Amazon
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B008I2QGC8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1634&creative=19450&creativeASIN=B008I2QGC8&linkCode=as2&tag=theindel-21

on CD from us
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/thlydsorder/

 

 

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Pre order are album now, yeah?


THALIDOMIDAS TOUCH
RELEASED AUGUST 1st
PREORDER THE THLYDS’ DEBUT ALBUM ON CD RIGHT FUCKING NOW…

CD package signed by the band and producer (Simon Indelicate) + digital copy emailed to you at 00:00am, August 1st 2012 + preorder only bonus acoustic tracks:

£9+£1P&P(£2.50 R.O.W.)
Will be posted July 31st, 2012

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CHEERS

Ta for sharing are single and that. Dunno if it got in the charts – probly not cause the queen is lizard who controls the meedia with her lizardy tendrils and she don’t want no one to know about how I fuckd her and her family all them times and they rigged it. IF WE AIN@T NOMBER 1 then it is definitely rigged. THAT is the only explanation. Anyway – we got fuckload sof views and shares and likes and that, so ta very much. If you dun that then I hate you a good 5 or 6 percent less than I hate every1 else. As a amazing rreward, here is are new video:

 

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Make Us Famous You Cunts or You’ll Go On Are List.

Right./ As you kno, your are fans and that means you have to do what we say and it make it your job to maek us famous by doing everything we tell yuo.

for exarmple, right now, we’ve got are single out about how I fucke dthe Queen (which I did) and we want it to go in the charts – or, at the very least, we want it to sell some copies. I reckon if we sell enough then it will bring the monarcharcdhy down and also end capitalism and sho the rcord industry who is boss. That means you have to buy are single, even if you don’t want to because if you don’t I will know and when I replace the Queen as KING I will fucking ruin you and your kin.

Lewis reckons that it is stupid arsking people to buy are single on the basis that buying it will get us in the charts because that’s not diffrent to what everyone elese who does a single wants and that the stuff about doing it to prove a point is no diffrent to the hype tactics used by the people we claim to be opposing and that everyone who does a single and comes upo withr reasons why you should buy it ither than because it is good is a stupid cock. Don’t worry tho cause after he said that I punched him in the arme where he broke it and he cried – SOP FUCKING BUY IT ANYWAY, sheeple.

Once again listen to it:

Ten BUY IT ON ITUNES:

http://t.co/xCuPt9qX

Or from Amazon:

http://t.co/7iTHRwiv

We will stick up are new video about the Olymnpics on SUNDAY as a marketing incentive reward.

FUUUCK OFFFFF.

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I fucked the queen out now!

Are jubilee single about how I gucked the queen and most of her stupid family is OUT NOW so buy it then it’ll go in the charts and well get signed for a billion pound and then get dropped for being tooooo hardcore for the music industry yeah?

I F****d the Queen – Single – The Thlyds

I Fucked the Queen [Explicit] The Thlyds | Format: MP3 Download http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0081R66P2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_wdSWpb09CCRHK

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Jubilee Single: Officially Announced

We are very bastarding proud to announce that our Jubilee single, I FUCKED THE QUEEN will be released on chart eligible platforms like iTunes on MAY 28th.
Listen to it!

Here are the lyrics of it:

I Fucked The Queen

I fucked the queen
I fucked the queen
It isn’t a joke and it wasn’t a dream
I actually fucked the actual Queen

The perfect way to celebrate the Jubilee season
She fucking loved it so it can’t have been treason
It was pretty dark, and I can’t quite tell
But I think I might have fucked Prince Philip as well

I fucked the queen
I fucked the queen
It isn’t a joke and it wasn’t a dream
I actually fucked the actual Queen

I fucked the guards at Buckingham Palace
I fucked Christopher Robin; and then I fucked Alice
I fucked Prince William and his blushing new bride,
Went to Balmoral and fucked everybody inside
I fucked Prince Charles, Marge, Andy and Ed
I fucked Di and the Queen Mother though they were dead
I tried to give uo fucking royals for lent
Then I blew it by fucking Princess Michael of Kent

I fucked the queen
I fucked the queen
It isn’t a joke and it wasn’t a dream
I actually fucked the actual Queen

I fucked, I fucked the queen
I fucked the fucking queen
YEAH!

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Welcome To Are New Website

Alright, welcome – here’s are new site with all proper shit on it, noyt liek before. We are gearing up to releasing are amazing new Jubilee single to celebrate how brilliant England isn’t. But in the meantime you can have a look around at the biography of us and buy stuff in are shop.
I hate you.

XX.

THORNTON H.

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Alright World? You Cunt.

10 Print “fuck off”

20 goto 10

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